Your body is your canvas, but some people are terrible artists.

People are going to the barber and getting Mickey Mouse braids, pink racing stripes, and rat tails complete with a rat on their head. Hair can be changed anytime, but tattoos are forever. And some maniacs are committed to making their face checkerboard, using their wart in the Nike logo, or adding tire tracks to an entire side of their face. 

You can do whatever you want with your body - but maybe don’t do any of this.