The internet is a wild place full of wild people
doing wild things. It can be hard to navigate, without a guide. Someone to show you the ropes. Someone to take you by your oddly sweaty hand and lead you on to greener pastures.
Here at eBaums, we accursed mods and your fellow users try to be that guide
. That guide that's willing to watch over you as you sleep in your tent, softly stroking your hair, whispering into your ear, "May the universe hold you forever against its infinite bosom" in several languages.
The guide that will have sacked numerous rival encampments in the surrounding region, pilfering their fun pics, memes and randoms -- giving them unto you, the user, for only a little bit of that sweet sweet ad-money.