There are tons of products in the world we live in, and almost endless supply. There are well-designed, purposefully thought out, and over-engineered products and services that make our lives much better. These are not those things. These things blur the line between sanity and delirium, making us question why in the world would someone make these things, and even more, who would purchase them?

Don't eat the wax! Mac and Cheese is great but do you want your house smelling like it?

If you don't want your sleeping in your bed, now you can sleep in theirs.

I hate pickles but I'm sure some would love this.

Now you can get your house robbed over nothing.

Mini Crocs for your Crocs when you want to ensure your virginity stays protection.

In case you ever wanted to know if your plant wants to kill you.

Bird watching up close.

Just... why?

New hair don't care.

There's a sucker born every minute.

You have to really be into horses to wear something this hiddeous.

Okay this is kinda cool.

Fake receipts for when you want to finally disappoint her before you physically disappoint her.

If only they made headphones with a wire.

Nothing creepy about this at all.

This makes no sense.