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“Received my Certificate today.”

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“My protein shake exploded. Over 300 dollars worth of stuff was destroyed.”

3

“Neighbors kids broke window in my brand new house”

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“Was so looking forward to making a pie.”

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“Took out my earbuds and the tip said “no thanks, I’m good”

6

“Never stopped to think how my tungsten carbide wedding ring would affect our new fridge door’s finish”

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“Apparently my parents’ cats catch birds and bring them to the shower to finish them off.”

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“Lets go on a hike they said. It will be fun they said.”

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“Thought one of the bulbs burned out in the backyard…..”

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“Facade wall contractors used a drill too long for the job.”

16

"Glass jar split when opening sauce for the wife."

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"TWO WEEKS!! She hasn't bothered the wax warmer and TWO WEEKS!!! Culprit in last photo. RIP my Good Mythical Morning hoodie."

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"I tried to use an orange knife to slice an apple"

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"5 minutes before clocking out"

20

"My mom left her car for 2 months, came back to it covered in mold"

21

"We grew a half acre of carrots that all turned out like this (15,000 lbs)"

22

“He didn’t secure his load of decking. Only made it 50 yards.”

23

“Felt something odd while eating. Then this fell into my food.”

24

“Man I can’t even get lunch anymore.”

25

“This why Walmart not open 24hrs no more.”

26

“Forgot to close the window before getting a carwash.”

27

“I have been eating moth eggs with my black beans.”

28

“Came back from vacation and ants built their colony in my laptop.”

29

“Girlfriends car was vandalized.”

30

“Made a coffee cheesecake for my sister-in-law’s bday. A mouse decided to sample it as it cooled on the counter….’

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“Saw this while walking my dog last night. Someone was obviously upset.”

33

“Got all the way to checkout before I noticed. They didn’t seem super concerned.”

34

“My AC unrolls my toilet paper.”

35

“Was thinking of going bowling soon, until I saw the prices.”

36

“Heard a “clink” while warming up a breakfast pita for my wife.”

37

“Got rear ended by an ambulance yesterday.”

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“Person running red light hit my brand new car when I was driving home from my first day off from work in 9 days.”

40

“Staircase in my friend’s apartment block just collapsed.”

41

“On my first day in motorcycle school I got stung on my ear by a catterpillar on my helment halfway through the class.”