1

“Fiancée accidentally turned on the wrong burner while her 1-week-old phone was on the stove, then walked away for a few minutes.”

2

“Forgot to check the radar this morning.”

3

Typical UPS.

4

“My car broke down this morning on my way to work and had to be towed. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my ceiling collapsed.”

5

“Just broke the sugar dish that’s been in my family for 4 generations.”

6

“Forgot I had eggs boiling”

7

“Forgot about the chicken…”

8

“12 yards of ‘supersoil’ delivered for the gardens. Found this in the second wheelbarrow.”

9

FUCK.

10

“Craving biscuits and gravy this morning. Ordered some from my favorite breakfast diner. Got half way through and was tasting something off, some weird background flavor. Turned the biscuit over and saw this. I’m never eating again.”

11

Well, that’s nice.

12

“New measuring cup. All the ink came off in the first wash”

13

14

“I wanted to eat homemade chocolate sponge cake. Totally forgot about the baking powder.”

15

“Birds determined my car was the lucky one.”

16

“Fell asleep with my glasses on the bed last night. Then rolled over them in my sleep.”

17

“Bought this days ago for my son’s Easter basket ”

18

“Took a bite before I saw this...”

19

“Accidentally got acetone on my daughter’s favorite doll and made her cry when her entire face wiped off.” “Saw a YouTube video about redoing Barbie faces. Thought I could do it. I can’t. Now it’s a thing of nightmares, and I feel even worse.”

20

21

“Blender blade was not clicked in place, when I tried to pour my smoothie this happened...”

22

“This is the first time I’ve ever used one of these.”

23

“Just bought a screen protector for my phone and when I opened it this was inside.”

24

“Guess which one I accidentally put on my yogurt this morning”

25

“My gf was making bracelets for an upcoming concert, and the cat knocked all the rubber bands off the table.”

26

“Broke my last pair of glasses by sitting on them. 3 days after getting my new pair, I did it again.”

27

“GrubHub delivered the pizza I ordered…”

28

“22nd of April and this is our weather”

29

“Was mowing some tall grass when I ran over something metal and speared my car’s tire.”

30

“Only blooms once a year, and I broke it.”

31

“You know it is spring when you find a lady bug in your burrito “

32

“Got a new TV pulled it out box doesn’t work. Best buy said we broke it so we can’t return it.”

33

“They call this a “blend” :(“

34

“Finished my smoothie from Panera and found a bolt at the bottom.”

35

“New highly anticipated Taco John’s opened yesterday, caught on fire today.”

36

“Spent 24 hours making chicken bone broth, only to make this rookie mistake”

37

"Do I need to say more?"

38

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39

’’My daughter was proud that she made ’even more money.’’’

40

’’My kid had been playing workshop yesterday. Glad I checked my shoe before putting it on.’’

41

“I didn’t need a coffee to wake me up today.”

42

’’I was getting ready for bed and walked into my bedroom to this.’’

43

“The ’window’ seat we got...”