Boredom is a scourge on humanity. It drives us to do the most outlandish and ridiculous things just to stave off the existential angst and crippling anxiety that excessive boredom can induce.

That was our thinking behind setting up the eBaums World Anti-Boredom Division last year. They were a crack team of well-funded sociopaths whose sole aim was to ensure never a dull moment transpired in the eBaums World. And, in a way, they were good at their jobs. It's hard to be bored when you're constantly evacuating the building because of bomb threats, office fires, and "surprise alligators."

So we had to shut it down. We find big batches of fun randoms like these to be much more cost-effective ways of keeping the boredom at bay.