1

“Just makin’ smoothies”

2

Guess I’ll be living unhealthy.

3

“I ordered wrapping paper online, there was a mistake and now I have a massive poster of my face, I’m not even mad.”

4

“Boyfriend made meat circle pizza and left it in the oven for 5 hours. I’m no longer the bad cook of the family”

5

“My friend’s GF’s dad sent them an xxxxl cutting board for their housewarming by mistake.”

6

“Oops”

7

“Misunderstood my last Amazon purchase”

8

“Someone at my stepdads work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.”

9

“Exhibit A in why you mount these on the wall.”

10

“My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today. She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS”

11

“Nailed It”

12

“I don’t know if I screwed up or Kroger did but….”

13

“Some men just want to watch the world burn”

14

“Mistakes were made in the media”

15

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“Whoever designed this logo made a terrible mistake”

17

“Saw this at an ice rink, there was another set of doors like this there too.”

18

“Got the whole house wired up, and I just found out I’ve made a huge mistake…”

19

“My uncles made a mistake installing a new rain gutter…”

20

“Mistakes were made”

21

“Somehow I new they’d screw this up…”

22

“Elementary Mistake”

23

“I waited 7 years to take this photo and I screwed it up…”

24

“So my 8 yo daughter came to me yesterday and asked if ‘knock’ was spelled ‘nock’. I said no it’s spelled with a K at beginning. I guess she misunderstood me so this is on the outside of her door now and I haven’t stopped laughing.”

25

“This failed panorama photo of a dog”

26

“Mistakes were made”

27

Got off the train at the wrong station. Now i’m in the middle of nowhere without food, it’s raining, it’s cold, i’m hungry and next train is in 7 hours. Please keep me company.

28

The mirror in my hotel bathroom has an antifog section. Unfortunately, I’m 5’2″

29

Don’t wash a blanket with a fitted sheet. Still suffering from PTSD from the sound.

30

When your tire goes bazooka.

31

Toast it is…

32

Literally my first day on the job, and I shattered a customers window.

33

I was boiling the egg but I forgot to turn off the stove.

34

Just bought a Zelda Game & Watch and put it in my back pocket.

35

I passed out in the parking lot of the emergency room, and they sent an ambulance to take me 15 feet.

36

You should make sure you tattoo artist is sober before getting a tattoo.

37

Got my lunch stolen.

38

I’m a mechanic, been waiting all month for it and I missed it.

39

Came home from vacation to find my cactus had given up on life.

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I spilled this whole bottle in my pocket and now I smell like a deer’s fleshlight.

42

Blow drying my hair only for this guy to pop out the end pointed right at my head.

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Finally after a year I was able to buy a retail Ps5. My dog was super excited too…

45

Neighbor’s 12yo grandkid decided to sneak in the car and take a joyride. Freaked out, hit the gas, and crossed their lawn and mine to hit the front of my house.

46

The paint spilled.