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I Got Up Christmas Morning To Get Some H2O, Fainted In The Kitchen, And Crashed Down To The Floor. Came To With A Split Lip And Spat Chunks Of Teeth In A Pile

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What I Was Greeted By This Morning At Work, The First Day After Christmas Break

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Just Locked Down At The Mall Of America During A Shooting. Merry Christmas Everyone

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I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn't Love It

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After Working 3 Positions And Managing 20 Employees, Here’s My Work Christmas Gift

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Mom's Neighbors Put Up A Million-Watt Crucifix For Christmas

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Negative Temperatures In Texas But At Least Our House Stayed Toasty. Merry Christmas

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Some Jerk Steals Disabled Elderly Woman’s Christmas Decorations

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I Battled Alcoholism For Years. I Quit Drinking 19 Months Ago. Today I Received This At My In-Laws' Christmas Party

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My One-Hour-Late, Stone-Cold Meal. I'm Working Overtime As A Nurse On Christmas Day

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After Seeing The Picture Of My Nephew In His New Christmas Gift My SO Thinks He “Might Have Ordered The Wrong Size”

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Went To My Neighborhood Mailbox To See All Of Them Busted Wide Open. Was Expecting Some Christmas Stuff

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Shop Safely This Christmas, Folks

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Guess Who Had To Get Special Deodorizing Baths After Getting Skunked On Our Morning Walk Just Before I’m Having 25 People Over For Christmas Eve. The Answer Is Both Of Them

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I Guess I’m On The Naughty List

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We Came Home To A Flooded Basement And 3 Deceased Pets. Merry Christmas To Us

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Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas Everyone

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Our Work Christmas Bonus. Can't Wait To Pay My Bills With This

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Someone Has Been Cutting Our Christmas Lights. Today, We Caught The Culprit

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A Pipe Burst And Flooded My Entire Downstairs, Including All The Christmas Presents We Had

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Bought Some Nice Big Christmas Balls

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There Was An Attempt To Install A Christmas Tree In My Hometown (Throwback To 2013)

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Pipe Burst On Christmas And Destroyed Our Entire House… Won’t Be Able To Move In For 6-12 Months

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My Bed For Christmas (And The Last 3.5 Days Stranded At The Airport)

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My Boy Thor Passed On Christmas Day. My Girl Has Been Struggling To Cope Since. She Loves Stuffed Animals So For This Christmas I Ordered Her A Cuddle Clone. I Paid $300 For This

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I'm A 24-Year-Old Waitress And Got This Christmas Gift From A Regular 50/60-Year-Old Customer, Who Requests My Section 2x/A Week

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Spent Christmas Day Alone In The ER (I’m Fine)

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Trying To Watch My Son’s Christmas Concert

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Felt A Shooting Pain Down My Leg After Bending Down To Dry Myself After A Shower

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I Got An Appendectomy For Christmas

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Had A Nice Morning. I Then Broke My Favorite Christmas Bauble. I Made A Brownie Cake To Feel Better. Forgot The Sugar

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Hospital “Leadership” Gave This To Their Nurses For Their Christmas Bonus

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My Cousin's House Burned Down Two Days Before Christmas

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Just In Time For Christmas

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I Wanted To Stop By Parent's House On Christmas Eve To Check On The Dogs While They Were Out Of Town, And This Happened

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Someone Unwrapped My Christmas Present

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Mom Got An Interesting Christmas Decoration This Year

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Walked Out To My Car This Morning And It Looked Like This

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I Avoided Covid For 3 Years And Then Got This Extra Special Present After Lunch On Christmas Day

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Christmas Socks As A Present. Crock Socks vs. Hand Puppets

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I Invited Around 20 People Over For Christmas. Someone Went Into The Garage And Did A Number On My Car With A Pot Or Other Round Object

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TV Is Completely Broken, And We Won't Get A New One Till After Christmas. Plus, The Boiler Is Broken, And We Don't Have Hot Water

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I (A 30-Year-Old Male) Participated In Secret Santa At Work, Asked For Sports Equipment, And Got This Instead

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I Guess My Drains Froze Up? My House Is Now Full Of Freezing Water. Happy Christmas Eve, Everyone

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Someone Parked Across Our Driveway And We Can't Get The Car Out On Christmas Eve

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Weigh Gain On Christmas Eve Can Be A Real Problem. Especially Right Before The Whole Family Comes

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I Opened My Unit To Get My Christmas Decorations, Only To Find It Covered In Mold