There are some things that should never have seen the light of day.

These pics should've stayed in the lightless basement we found them in. The dig cost us four good interns and, instead of the batch of fun randoms that old prospector told us would be waiting for us, all we found were these motherless WTF Pics. We tried detonating a stick of dynamite inside the subterranean chamber we found them to seal them under the earth forever, but a bunch managed to escape before the rubble collapsed over them.