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I wonder how many people still hit the bridge

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Well now we know!

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Please don't. Whatever tf they're doing in that sign, just don't.

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This driver is all of us. He's our junk drawer, our purses and backpacks. I would tip him extra just for this sign of truth.

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They sneak up on you

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Well now we know to avoid this hell hole.

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Oh man, I've got questions. How many times did the moose get in the store? What's it like to have this problem? The fear and PTSD has to be real.

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I mean, it spells it out so clearly.

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These are brilliant.

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Be honest, you did the thumps in your head and laughed

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Whew. I had questions but I'm glad for the clarification

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Annnnnd now it's stuck in my head like a clod of melty cheese stuck on the cardboard leaving grease marks.

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Seems pricey.

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Jessus, at least buy me a McFlurry first.

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But backdoor guests are the best!

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His name is Spidey McSpider and he lives there. That's HIS home. You are HIS guest. respect that.

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Don't tell me what to do.

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He doesn't specify what kind. If you eat beans, this may be a very good trade.

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Well they're not lying.

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You just gotta say, "Open says me!"

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My friends let you know if they don't like you. It usually says Eat, Laugh, Love.

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Sparky knew there was a problem when he was sold a one way flight ticket.

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Died around 2009

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Don't give ideas, there are some scary kinks and fetishes out there!!!!

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And if you can't read that, choo-choo late.

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Transparency brought to a new level.

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Said like someone who put his wife's parts in a back.

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Me too, restaurant. Me too.

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Needs domestic abuse courses.

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Well that would be awkward to walk in on.

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I'm confused.

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This is a brilliant idea!

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Whyyyeeee is there an automatic door I have to push a button for? Wouldn't it be easier just to have a regular swing door I push to get out?

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