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This is Johnathan Giraldo, a man who gave himself the alias Tony Garcia, along with the nickname Anthrax. Regardless of what you want to call him, he's not too bright...

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He advertised himself as a hitman on Facebook, flaunting pictures showing off his guns and cash on the popular social network.

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Needless to say it didn't take long for the police to see this and bang down his front door and put him in cuffs. Just remember, if you're going to do something illegal, don't advertise it on Facebook.