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We stand at a time in history utterly immersed in knowledge, where almost anyone can learn almost anything with the touch of a few buttons. Facts are cheap. Knowledge is plentiful. And we stand surrounded by a nigh-paralyzing amount of information. Down below are 40 fresh facts skimmed from the depths of the fact-ocean that may not be the most useful, but certainly feel good stuffing into your brain-hole.