Bad Ass Kittens 2

MrsNekoJeans Published 02/12/2011

With more cat facts you'll regret learning about. If you ever wanted to know way more than you need to about the feline purrsuasion, you have definitely come to the right place. However these facts, though fascinating, have left out a very critical aspect of the story of cats: why are cats as cute as they are?. Through tireless efforts by teams of volunteers we believe we have collected enough evidence to prove it.

But if you have ever wondered of all the breeds of cats all over the world, which cats are the cutest of them all, then this will provide the answer to that burning question. Next up, how to solve world peace.

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1. Cats get ill or even blind if fed tuna exclusively - that shit lacks taurine.
2. Recent studies have shown that cats can see blue and green. It was worth spending 24.4 millions of dollars for the research.
3. Cats invented boxing.
4. In Ancient Egypt families were shaving their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.
5. Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.
6. Napolen Bonaparte and Adolf Hitler were known for hating cats and being major losers.
7. Bitches, please.
8. In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.
9. Cats rule.
10. If you leave two cats alone and come back after 7 years, you may find that the number of their offspring is 420 000 kittens.
11. If a cat rubs against you, it's not a sign of affection - it's marking you as his/hers.
12. Cats respond to women better than to men. Probably because women have a higher pitched voice.
13. If your cat snores or rolls over on his back to show his belly - it means it's trying to show you that it trusts you.
14. Pope Benedict XVI's cat's name is Chico.
15. There are approximately 100 breeds of cats.
16. Cat litter was invented in 1947 by Edward Lowe.
17. Lions are members of the cat family.
18. You can't be allergic to cat fur. The allergy is to 'sebum', a substance cats produce and only some of them give you allergy. You can be allergic to one cat and not to another. How about that?
19. So are tigers.
20. Witches, wiccans, pagans and black metal fans tend to adore all kinds of cats.
21. It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.
22. Catnip is non-addicting and not every cat gets high from sniffing it.
23. Cats can draw but usually don't give a shit and don't.
24. Nicola Tesla was inspired by his cat to study electricity - it started from spark generated while stroking his pussy.
25. Some cats can kick the shit out of a bear cub that's 3 times as big as them.
26. An outdoor cat usually lives around 3 years. Indoor cats have a usual lifespan of 16-32 years.
27. The first cats lived 12 millions of years ago. They scared the shit out of dinosaurs and were a likely cause of their extinction.
28. The cat's collarbone isn't connected to any other bone and allows them to fit through any opening that's the size of their head or bigger.
29. Female cats can give birth to kittens from different fathers at the same time.
30. Cats invented silk.
31. While cats like milk, it often gives them diarrhea.

1. Cats get ill or even blind if fed tuna exclusively - that shit lacks taurine.
2. Recent studies have shown that cats can see blue and green. It was worth spending 24.4 millions of dollars for the research.
3. Cats invented boxing.
4. In Ancient Egypt families were shaving their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.
5. Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.
6. Napolen Bonaparte and Adolf Hitler were known for hating cats and being major losers.
7. Bitches, please.
8. In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.
9. Cats rule.
10. If you leave two cats alone and come back after 7 years, you may find that the number of their offspring is 420 000 kittens.
11. If a cat rubs against you, it's not a sign of affection - it's marking you as his/hers.
12. Cats respond to women better than to men. Probably because women have a higher pitched voice.
13. If your cat snores or rolls over on his back to show his belly - it means it's trying to show you that it trusts you.
14. Pope Benedict XVI's cat's name is Chico.
15. There are approximately 100 breeds of cats.
16. Cat litter was invented in 1947 by Edward Lowe.
17. Lions are members of the cat family.
18. You can't be allergic to cat fur. The allergy is to 'sebum', a substance cats produce and only some of them give you allergy. You can be allergic to one cat and not to another. How about that?
19. So are tigers.
20. Witches, wiccans, pagans and black metal fans tend to adore all kinds of cats.
21. It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.
22. Catnip is non-addicting and not every cat gets high from sniffing it.
23. Cats can draw but usually don't give a shit and don't.
24. Nicola Tesla was inspired by his cat to study electricity - it started from spark generated while stroking his pussy.
25. Some cats can kick the shit out of a bear cub that's 3 times as big as them.
26. An outdoor cat usually lives around 3 years. Indoor cats have a usual lifespan of 16-32 years.
27. The first cats lived 12 millions of years ago. They scared the shit out of dinosaurs and were a likely cause of their extinction.
28. The cat's collarbone isn't connected to any other bone and allows them to fit through any opening that's the size of their head or bigger.
29. Female cats can give birth to kittens from different fathers at the same time.
30. Cats invented silk.
31. While cats like milk, it often gives them diarrhea.