Bionic Arm Penis Man Is Understandably Frustrated

nootens Published 08/01/2020 in Funny

What a legend.

This man lost his birth penis to a serious infection, but he found a doctor somewhere who was expertly trained in making brand new penises from scratch.

So for the past four years he's had this replacement penis growing on his arm, waiting to have it cut off and attached to his crotch, where penises normally are.

Unfortunately we couldn't find any uncensored pics of the lil' arm dicky, but the details of how a penis can be shaped and grown are pretty entertaining. Overall, it makes penises seem not that exciting honestly.

Hopefully you're having a better day than the guy who walks around with a schlong dangling from his arm all day long.

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1. This is Malcolm MacDonald, and he's had a penis growing on his forearm for the last four years.
2. He got the arm schlong after his original penis was amputated from an infection. A doctor was able to graft skin from his arm and let the penis grow to full size over two years, after which time it was supposed to be attached to his crotch.
3. The surgery seems pretty complicated, but the neat thing is Malcolm was able to request that his new penis be two inches longer than his old one. The power of a designer penis.
4. However, for various reasons, his attachment surgery keeps getting delayed. So now he's had this penis just hanging from his arm for four years that he can't do anything with.
5. He nicknamed his arm penis "Jimmy." Poor Jimmy.
6. Wishing this dude all the best and if you ever go to shake his hand just be careful he doesn't hit ya with something a little extra.

1. This is Malcolm MacDonald, and he's had a penis growing on his forearm for the last four years.
2. He got the arm schlong after his original penis was amputated from an infection. A doctor was able to graft skin from his arm and let the penis grow to full size over two years, after which time it was supposed to be attached to his crotch.
3. The surgery seems pretty complicated, but the neat thing is Malcolm was able to request that his new penis be two inches longer than his old one. The power of a designer penis.
4. However, for various reasons, his attachment surgery keeps getting delayed. So now he's had this penis just hanging from his arm for four years that he can't do anything with.
5. He nicknamed his arm penis "Jimmy." Poor Jimmy.
6. Wishing this dude all the best and if you ever go to shake his hand just be careful he doesn't hit ya with something a little extra.