Bodily Sensations The Opposite Sex Will Never Experience
You'll be glad you only have to deal with half of these...
By HHHolmes
Published 10 years ago in Funny
You'll be glad you only have to deal with half of these...
1
A 1,500% decrease in toilet aim in the morning and/or after sex.
2
That feeling during sex when the guy goes a little too deep and hits your cervix. Ouch!
3
Slap Dancing. That’s when us guys keep our feet planted and twist our upper bodies rapidly to make our dongs swing back and forth, slapping our thighs.
4
An hour after sex, walking around campus, and then feeling semen fall out of your vagina and squish around in your pants.
5
Hanging a towel on your dick.
6
When you fart and rolls up into your vagina instead of back and out.
7
When you go over a small hill in your car and your testicles experience microgravity.
9
Pulling out a dry tampon and feeling like you’re ripping your insides out.
10
When you flush the toilet mid piss and time it perfectly so when you’re done all the piss is already flushed away.
11
When you sneeze on your period and it feels like you are giving birth to a jellyfish.
12
When your genitals accidentally brush the inside of the toilet when you’re trying to poop.
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