Just in time for Valentine's Day, get her what she really wants; a stuffed teddy bear with daddy issues.

Step aside 4-year-olds, mommy and daddy need some play time too! Apparently that's what Build-A-Bear was thinking when they decided to release their 'After Dark' collection.

That's right fellas. Get your girl the sassiest and sexiest teddy bear this Valentine's day. Does your significant other love drinking White Claw in their pajamas? Perfect! Does your lady get turned on by seductive pugs? We've got the stuffed animals for you!

Joking aside, what are adults supposed to do with these things? Set the bear upright in the bed as they go to town on each other? I'm genuinely both confused and intrigued by this entire collection.

So break out the eye-bleach and enjoy the 20 'After Dark' photos courtesy of Build-A-Bear. Happy Valentine's Day.