Reader, have you ever dropped several hundred dollars on a new pair of jeans but felt there was just something … missing? A warm sensation flowing down your legs? A strange kinship with Billy Madison? A piss stain so huge you could see it from space?
If so, not only do you probably need a whole lot of therapy but we’ve also found the perfect pants for your psych ward visit: Jordanluca’s viral Stain Stonewash Jeans.
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First hitting the runway at Milan Fashion Week back in January, the British-Italian brand’s $800 pants managed to turn a classic embarrassing moment into a fashion statement, featuring a splotch that resembles a pee stain emblazoned across the crotch.
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Despite the garment’s intention to help you look akin to Miles Davis sans sitting in the stench of fresh pee, several Twitter users had questions about this avant garde offering — namely, why?
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“I can piss myself for free any time I want!!” Wrote @Jacksepticeye, while Tomi Lahren pinned the trend on “Liberals.”
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Meanwhile, a few fashion sleuths began investigating the source of the trend, some pinning it back to 1995’s Billy Madison — say it with me folks, "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis” — while others speculated its schoolyard roots.
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“3rd graders gonna be flexin on a budget,” joked @jaynuk3.
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But hey, if you’re not in elementary school nor willing to shell out hundreds of dollars for the “just had an accident” look there’s always a DIY alternative: As @DavidADC so aptly suggested, “I can make these myself with a pair of jeans from old navy and
