Here’s a festive showcase proving that holiday spirit is a fragile thing and can, in fact, be stolen without breaking a sweat. These photos capture Christmas at its most unhinged, where cheer went missing, taste was never invited, and chaos showed up early with eggnog.

Here, decorations feel more like threats than traditions. Trees are “decorated” with whatever was nearby (yes, sometimes toilet paper), tinsel is applied with reckless abandon, and lights blink like they’re trying to escape. Somewhere, Santa has clearly hit his limit and is passed out on the floor, while a child processes their first betrayal in real time.

These are aggressive reinterpretations of Christmas. Proof that when the Grinch is in charge, joy becomes optional, judgment disappears, and every photo looks like it was taken moments before someone said: “Let’s never talk about this again.”