Life really does love disaster. It cannonballs into it. One second everything’s fine, the next you’re standing there thinking: “There is no way this is happening to me.”
It usually kicks off with confidence. You sit down, flush, and suddenly the toilet turns into Old Faithful. You’re hopping backward like it’s a cartoon, shouting words you haven’t used in forever. Then you try to act normal. You grab a knife, attack a watermelon like you’ve done a thousand times and SNAP. The knife breaks. The watermelon wins. And just when you think the day can’t get dumber, there’s the car. Parked. Harmless. Now it’s underwater like it made a lifestyle choice without consulting you.
It’s on you to decide whether everything you see here today it’s comedy or tragedy, we just want to laugh anyway.
1
Car Submerged Under Ice-Cold Water
Parallel parking gone extreme.
2
Car in Wet Cement
How are you even allowed to drive?
3
Tent with a Tree About to Fall on It
Camping, but make it suspenseful.
4
Printer Explosion
This is not what you want to see on a Monday morning.
5
Factory Workers Dropping and Breaking Every Single Egg
Somewhere, breakfast just gave up.
6
Kid About to Flip Headfirst Off His Bicycle
The moment before gravity clocks in.
7
Guy Watering Plants Accidentally Spraying an Unaware Woman
Innocence is powerful. So is bad aim.
8
Truck Falling Into a Giant Hole
GPS did not cover this option.
9
Car Hanging from Street Cables
Defying physics and common sense at the same time.
10
Bus Crashing Straight Into a Building
Wrong stop. Very wrong stop.
11
Car Driving Away While Still Attached to the Gas Pump
Somewhere, a gas station employee just felt a disturbance in the force.
12
Completely Melted
When you leave everything to go to the bathroom for a second...
13
Stove Burners Melting and the Pot Falling Through
Dinner plans have officially been canceled.
14
Toilet Exploding for No Reason
A reminder that nothing in life is guaranteed.
15
Paint Cans Exploding All Over the Back of a Car
The abstract art we really didn't want.
16
Knife Breaking While Cutting a Watermelon
The watermelon won. Decisively.
17
Pizza Burned Beyond Recognition
It went in hopeful and came out vengeful.
18
Dog Completely Destroyed the Couch
This was personal.
19
Dog Kicking a Kid in the Worst Possible Place
No witnesses. No justice. Just pain.
20
Doors Close on Woman's Head
Public transportation said: “Absolutely not today.”
