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Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

Selling 128MB flash drives for $370 each is a pretty nice markup.

By nootens

Published 4 years ago in Funny

A company in the UK has begun selling $370 USB sticks that they say will protect people from 5G, 4G, 3G, and many other "harmful" forms of radiation that plague our modern world.

They claim the device will create a huge, invisible bubble around your house to protect you from all the evil forces outside (although it offers little protection against any idiots inside).

If you're not already familiar with the braindead conspiracies surrounding 5G, you can read more here. But if you're all caught up, then this is going to be a laughable look at one of the funniest scams to hit the market this year.

For more of scammers being scammers, click here.
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    Here's the homepage ad for the 5g BioShield. Why the device is smoking and there's a huge lion next to it is unclear.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    This is what it's supposed to do: make you look like a human hamster.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Of course, it's actually just a 128MB flash drive that does nothing, except store a couple MP3s.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Did they download a lion onto this thing? Or are lions secretly the ones selling these? Who knows.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    No idea what the lion is supposed to mean. Maybe the company is secretly run by lions?

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    The science seems solid: "harmonizing all harmful frequencies into life affirming frequencies." Got it, no questions here.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    How do you know your 5G BioShield is working? Because we say it is!

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Although apparently it's such a flimsy device you need to turn off your laptop just to remove it.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    You'd be a fool to NOT have nano-layer quantum holographic catalyzer technology surrounding your loved ones.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    The rest of the FAQs sound like a Nathan Fielder sketch.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    At least the USB drive works to hold files and stuff, so it's not a total ripoff.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    The people who buy this are also the ones who wonder if they have to take out their pacemaker and plug it into the wall to charge.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    The testimonials have to be fake. If not, I seriously worry for these people.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Your brain may just be gone, dude.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    What the hell is a "harmonic" dream any way?

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Elsewhere people have been having fun with this dumb little scam.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Elsewhere people have been having fun with this dumb little scam.

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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    What happens if you call the company's customer service:

    Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks

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