24 Creative Ways to Die

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24 Creative Ways to Die

If we're being honest, the modern death penalty is boring. We pretty much always know how someone will go out. But what if we let people come...

By PocketEpiphany

Published 3 years ago in Facepalm

If we're being honest, the modern death penalty is boring. We pretty much always know how someone will go out.

But what if we let people come up with their own death penalties? Here are the craziest ideas from around the world!

1
Single combat with the prison warden-u/silverblaze92

2
Guillotine.-u/Caffeinequeen33

3
Multiple orgasms-u/TransformativeOne

4
The legendary euthanasia roller coaster-u/sureyeahno

5
Suicide mission to take out Santa Claus-u/egoVirus

6
Nuclear bomb-u/OGwalkingman

7
I wish to die by false vacuum decay. Thanks for the premium-u/Shoddy_Bumblebee_398

8
Death by snu snu-u/aouid

9
Snowboard off Mount Everest u/theunmaskedcucumber

10
A f*cking Black Hole-u/ScienceDude23

11
Old age?-u/wattsandvars

12
Put under general anesthetic and then shot in the head.I differentiate it from lethal injection because sometimes the patients can feel it and...f*ck that I'm a coward.-u/kwenthryth

13
Fired off into the cold of space. My boiling blood, freezing eyes, and agape mouth all pointed to Proxima Centauri. I can be like the Green Boots guy on Everest as future explorers toodle past.-u/dzastrus