These dark memes have been through some truly unspeakable things, and it's given them an edge that'll cut you up like a back-alley mugger.

While we can't disclose the nature of the experiments these memes participated in, we can tell you they participated willingly under absolutely no coercion or duress (that can be proved anyway). We'd also like to remind everyone that the rumors of EBW operating a substantial underground meme dungeon underneath the Denny's on I-55 are categorically false. We moved it to the Shoney's on rt. 77 months ago.