Dating Site Profile Pictures That Guarantee They Will NEVER Have A Relationship
So much awkwardness going on here...
By aesir911
Published 9 years ago in Facepalm
So much awkwardness going on here...
1
This is telling me that she either likes being kidnapped, or lives in the trunk of a car.
2
Color coordination shows you have a good eye for detail, done wrong it can look really creepy.
3
It’s always a good idea to have somewhere to keep your beers cool, but the bikini is a bit overkill.
4
Quite possibly the most brilliant way to hide man-bewbs ever!
5
Dude, go and put your mom’s fur coat back in her wardrobe before she finds out.
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A woman who keeps a samurai sword in her bedroom is probably best avoided.
7
You’ll never have to second-guess what this girl likes to drink.
8
Never pose seductively with a banana if you are wearing stripy socks. Ever.
9
Is the guy on the right a guy? Meanwhile the girl on the left has the longest body i’ve ever seen!
10
This girl is either a serial killer, or really handy around the house (not sure about the flames though?)
11
‘Hey buddy, i hate to tell you this but you have a spiders web on your head.’
12
Composition is everything. I don’t know why but the pink boots keep taking my gaze towards the microwave.
13
Always look on the bright side, at least your bike will be safely locked up when you go on a date.
14
I’m not sure what’s scaring me more, the fact he has a gun, or he’s going bald between photos?
15
It’s never good to convey to anyone that you might be ‘white trash’.
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If you are not physically attracted to what you are seeing look for other positives. Hey, this guy can write.
17
Lets face it, only small children are into mermaids…..WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!
18
Ok, so you have a leg growing out of your shoulder. Nothing wrong here though, still tapable. Move along.
19
Never get talked into, “trust me, it’ll look like you are at the beach!’ if you are NOT at a beach!
20
Pets are sometimes a good addition to a profile picture. Sometimes.
21
Always choose a neautral background, not one that leaves people thinking ‘i need to buy a carpet like that’
22
Sometimes a nice smile is better than a serious look that says ‘i’m going to kill you!’
23
Always make sure the photo you are posting is of you, NOT your mom who found your phone in the bathroom.
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Sometimes you might be sending out too many mixed messages that leave people thinking ‘WTF!?’
25
This is screaming out, “I’m a cold-hearted killer…but i always clean up afterwards”
26
Think very carefully if you are going to use a bikini photo to attract the perfect partner.
27
It’s true that ‘less is more’, but not when u have a giant’s tie around your neck or a dead fox on your head.
28
Your best seductive pose will always be overshadowed by an untidy kitchen.
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Never post a picture of yourself with a previous girlfriend!
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A good pose is essential. The one on the left conveys ‘gangster’ – The one on the right conveys ‘insane’
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Clever use of distracting patterns around the room takes your attention away from a stupid facial expression.
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It’s a good idea to have some of your friends in a picture, but only the ones that are still breathing.
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