Definitive Dad Bods and Dump Trucks of the Pixar Universe

Featured 08/07/2021 in Funny

What is the internet most known for? Easy. Sexualizing cartoon characters. That's it. That's the answer. So let's put this to rest once and for all. Here's the definitive list of Pixar universe characters who are objectively bang-able.

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1. Little Bo Peep 'Toy Story' - In her triumphant return, Bo Peep isn't so little anymore. She's got legs for days and an absolute dump truck. What a babe.
2. Barbie 'Toy Story' - Ken is a lucky man. That's all I'll say.
3. Bob Parr 'The Incredibles' - Hero in the streets, Hetero in the sheets.
4. Aunt Cass 'Big Hero 6' - Although technically not Pixar, had to throw Aunt Cass in there. Stone. Cold. Fox.
5. Ms. Davis 'Toy Story' - MILD. And no, that's not her temperature. That's short for Mother I'd like to Date. Big single mom energy.
6. Bill Andersen 'Inside Out' - The 5 O'Clock shadow. The mustache. The hair quaff. Bill's got it all.
7. Ellie 'Up' - Let's be real, she could do way better than Carl.
8. Helen Parr 'The Incredibles' - Is it garbage day? Because I see a dump truck coming down the street. Helen is gorgeous, curvy, and badass. What more could you want?
9. Enrique Rivera 'Coco' - Get ready for the mustache ride of your life.
10. Jill Andersen 'Inside Out' - I'm a sucker for glasses. Thank you for your service, Jill.
11. King Fergus 'Brave' - The dad bod to end all dad bods. Dude is the perfect human specimen.
12. Laurel Lightfoot 'Onward' - My goodness. I would 100% eat that booty like groceries.
13. Chief Tui 'Moana' - I mean...
14. Mirage 'The Incredibles' - She's mysterious, sexy, and she's also a villain if you're into that kind of thing.
15. Massimo Marcovaldo 'Luca' - Look at this thick slice of gabbagool. This man will take you straight to Flavortown, no questions asked.
16. Gogo Tomago 'Big Hero 6' - She's a mechanical engineer. She's got purple hair. And she's a hero. Check, check, check.
17. Wilden Lightfoot 'Onward' - Nope, that's not John Krasinski. That's Wilden Lightfoot the daddy from 'Onward.' One other thing I should warn you about...He's dead.

1. Little Bo Peep 'Toy Story' - In her triumphant return, Bo Peep isn't so little anymore. She's got legs for days and an absolute dump truck. What a babe.
2. Barbie 'Toy Story' - Ken is a lucky man. That's all I'll say.
3. Bob Parr 'The Incredibles' - Hero in the streets, Hetero in the sheets.
4. Aunt Cass 'Big Hero 6' - Although technically not Pixar, had to throw Aunt Cass in there. Stone. Cold. Fox.
5. Ms. Davis 'Toy Story' - MILD. And no, that's not her temperature. That's short for Mother I'd like to Date. Big single mom energy.
6. Bill Andersen 'Inside Out' - The 5 O'Clock shadow. The mustache. The hair quaff. Bill's got it all.
7. Ellie 'Up' - Let's be real, she could do way better than Carl.
8. Helen Parr 'The Incredibles' - Is it garbage day? Because I see a dump truck coming down the street. Helen is gorgeous, curvy, and badass. What more could you want?
9. Enrique Rivera 'Coco' - Get ready for the mustache ride of your life.
10. Jill Andersen 'Inside Out' - I'm a sucker for glasses. Thank you for your service, Jill.
11. King Fergus 'Brave' - The dad bod to end all dad bods. Dude is the perfect human specimen.
12. Laurel Lightfoot 'Onward' - My goodness. I would 100% eat that booty like groceries.
13. Chief Tui 'Moana' - I mean...
14. Mirage 'The Incredibles' - She's mysterious, sexy, and she's also a villain if you're into that kind of thing.
15. Massimo Marcovaldo 'Luca' - Look at this thick slice of gabbagool. This man will take you straight to Flavortown, no questions asked.
16. Gogo Tomago 'Big Hero 6' - She's a mechanical engineer. She's got purple hair. And she's a hero. Check, check, check.
17. Wilden Lightfoot 'Onward' - Nope, that's not John Krasinski. That's Wilden Lightfoot the daddy from 'Onward.' One other thing I should warn you about...He's dead.

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1. Little Bo Peep 'Toy Story' - In her triumphant return, Bo Peep isn't so little anymore. She's got legs for days and an absolute dump truck. What a babe.

2. Barbie 'Toy Story' - Ken is a lucky man. That's all I'll say.

3. Bob Parr 'The Incredibles' - Hero in the streets, Hetero in the sheets.

4. Aunt Cass 'Big Hero 6' - Although technically not Pixar, had to throw Aunt Cass in there. Stone. Cold. Fox.

5. Ms. Davis 'Toy Story' - MILD. And no, that's not her temperature. That's short for Mother I'd like to Date. Big single mom energy.

6. Bill Andersen 'Inside Out' - The 5 O'Clock shadow. The mustache. The hair quaff. Bill's got it all.

7. Ellie 'Up' - Let's be real, she could do way better than Carl.

8. Helen Parr 'The Incredibles' - Is it garbage day? Because I see a dump truck coming down the street. Helen is gorgeous, curvy, and badass. What more could you want?

9. Enrique Rivera 'Coco' - Get ready for the mustache ride of your life.

10. Jill Andersen 'Inside Out' - I'm a sucker for glasses. Thank you for your service, Jill.

11. King Fergus 'Brave' - The dad bod to end all dad bods. Dude is the perfect human specimen.

12. Laurel Lightfoot 'Onward' - My goodness. I would 100% eat that booty like groceries.

13. Chief Tui 'Moana' - I mean...

14. Mirage 'The Incredibles' - She's mysterious, sexy, and she's also a villain if you're into that kind of thing.

15. Massimo Marcovaldo 'Luca' - Look at this thick slice of gabbagool. This man will take you straight to Flavortown, no questions asked.

16. Gogo Tomago 'Big Hero 6' - She's a mechanical engineer. She's got purple hair. And she's a hero. Check, check, check.

17. Wilden Lightfoot 'Onward' - Nope, that's not John Krasinski. That's Wilden Lightfoot the daddy from 'Onward.' One other thing I should warn you about...He's dead.