Delusional people of Craigslist

Uploaded 11/30/2017 in facepalm

From Facebook to Craigslist, people are not short on delusions when it comes to pricing the crap they don't want. I mean how lazy and money-grubbing do you have to be to sell a half-finished carton of milk because he's going on vacation, or the genius who got ripped off with livestock and tried to sell it for more with the excuse that he wants to get back his investment? It would behoove these individuals to take a course in economics, or maybe counting.... common sense? I'm not sure what will help them, they may be too far gone.

Want to make sure you aren't the next victim of ridicule for their Craigslist crap? Use these wackos' Craigslist ads as a guide of what never to do. Or some of the most ingenious examples of disguised weapons Craigslist has to offer.

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1. By "Italian" they mean ripped to shred.
2. This is the RARE version with the Mona Lisa desktop background.
3. Trying to pass off a salvaged car for "excellent" on Kelley Blue Book.
4. Definitely no signs of it being used.
5. Who wants my piss-soaked iPhone?
6. If that's not the the face of a delusional woman...
7. $300 for this $75 drive full of music. Or he'll only charge you $150 to copy his illegally downloaded songs to your drive.
8. Cracked display, nothing major.
9.
10. I didn't know those free dealership plate frames were worth that much.
11. For wasp nest collectors...
12. This was advertised AFTER the eclipse
13. Pretty good deal for a game no one wants
14. Rustic, a nicer way of saying it's a rusted piece of crap
15. Rare, as in you'll rarely see one looking this bad
16. Comes with a FREE bag of potato chips, HOLLA!
17. Trying to make some profit off of your kids kindergarten work
18. If it was worth $25K in 96, surely it's still worth $25k
19. Yea we all know how valuable Beanie Babies are. This one is on "buy it now" on eBay for $6.99.
20. $7000 for a car with no engine
21. It's even more rare to find someone who still watches VHS tapes
22. No scratches, like new, if I close my eyes.
23. Why buy a new one for $500-$600 when you can get a used one for $685
24. $40 for someone's recyclable trash
25. I could buy a shitty chromebook for $200, or I could buy an even more useless pile of old crap...with no hard drive.
26. Put some string around a stick, call it "rustic", and you can sell that crap on Etsy.
27. "I know what this car is worth after restoration"

1. By "Italian" they mean ripped to shred.
2. This is the RARE version with the Mona Lisa desktop background.
3. Trying to pass off a salvaged car for "excellent" on Kelley Blue Book.
4. Definitely no signs of it being used.
5. Who wants my piss-soaked iPhone?
6. If that's not the the face of a delusional woman...
7. $300 for this $75 drive full of music. Or he'll only charge you $150 to copy his illegally downloaded songs to your drive.
8. Cracked display, nothing major.
9.
10. I didn't know those free dealership plate frames were worth that much.
11. For wasp nest collectors...
12. This was advertised AFTER the eclipse
13. Pretty good deal for a game no one wants
14. Rustic, a nicer way of saying it's a rusted piece of crap
15. Rare, as in you'll rarely see one looking this bad
16. Comes with a FREE bag of potato chips, HOLLA!
17. Trying to make some profit off of your kids kindergarten work
18. If it was worth $25K in 96, surely it's still worth $25k
19. Yea we all know how valuable Beanie Babies are. This one is on "buy it now" on eBay for $6.99.
20. $7000 for a car with no engine
21. It's even more rare to find someone who still watches VHS tapes
22. No scratches, like new, if I close my eyes.
23. Why buy a new one for $500-$600 when you can get a used one for $685
24. $40 for someone's recyclable trash
25. I could buy a shitty chromebook for $200, or I could buy an even more useless pile of old crap...with no hard drive.
26. Put some string around a stick, call it "rustic", and you can sell that crap on Etsy.
27. "I know what this car is worth after restoration"