Earlier today, Joe Biden
announced Kamala Harris will be is Vice Presidential running mate for the upcoming election.
This decision wasn't a huge surprise, although many are questioning whether Harris still feels as strongly about her previous remarks that Biden is a racist rapist.
Still, the decision is only exciting for the "women who never read the book at their book club" demographic.
Most others Democrat voters could not be less underwhelmed by this choice unless their heart rates were lowered substantially.
Anyway, we're just killing time until someone tattoos
"Biden Harris 2020" on their gut. When we have that photo we'll be sure to share it.