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It would appear that 2017 will be the year that fashion declared a war on jeans. After the ridiculous clear plastic jeans debacle, and then the jeans with a zipper on the butt, it seems like people just can't leave the poor denim alone. Oh, but they're not done.

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Now Opening Ceremony is trying to make “detachable cut-out front jeans” happen, and it’s up to us to stop it.

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Designed by Y/Project, they can be worn as full-length trousers, with your under-butt and groin exposed. “These 2-in-1 Y/Project trousers come in a straight-leg silhouette with slim-fitting, detachable shorts that feature high-rise cutouts along the front,” reads Opening Ceremony’s product description.

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One word: CLASSY. But if you’re feeling extra bold, you can detach the legs of the jeans and wear them as denim shorts. Don’t forget the heels, apparently.

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The kicker? These bad boys will set you back a whopping $425.

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But for the low price of $424.99, I will personally cut the ass out of your jeans for you. What a steal.

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Behold a pair of jeans that unzip down your butt crack.As part of its partnership with Levis, Vetements has come out with its new pair of “high-rise distressed” jeans. Nothing in that title alludes to the zipper down your butt crack, but there it is. You can’t really miss it.

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Just in case you were wondering, the jeans also have zippers going down the back of the leg as well.

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Vetements is one of the major “tastemakers” in fashion, which is why it’ll get away with selling these new zipper-heavy jeans for $1,870.This look doesn’t come cheap. If the jeans appear too constricting despite the air for your derriere, there is also a shorts version.

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