Dick Moves of the Year 2012

johnhomes213 Published 01/01/2013

1.
Zac Efron Drops Condom at the Premiere of The Lorax
2.
Chris Brown Continues Acting Like Chris Brown
3.
Mayans Accidently Predict Apocalypse Due to Poorly Explained Calendars
4.
80-Year-Old Woman "Restores" Jesus Fresco
5.
Karl Lagerfeld Calls Adele "Too Fat"
6.
Microsoft Swagger-Jacks the Apple Store
7.
Mitt Romney Lets Words Exit Mouth
8.
Kim Jong-Un Successfully Starves Nation and Launches Ballistic Missile
9.
Paul Ryan Pretends to Wash Pots at Soup Kitchen
10.
Rush Limbaugh Calls Woman Fighting for Affordable Birth Control a "Prostitute" and "Slut"
11.
Chick-Fil-A President Ruins Chicken Sandwiches for Open Minds Everywhere
12.
Yoko Ono Debuts New Clothing Line

1.
Zac Efron Drops Condom at the Premiere of The Lorax
2.
Chris Brown Continues Acting Like Chris Brown
3.
Mayans Accidently Predict Apocalypse Due to Poorly Explained Calendars
4.
80-Year-Old Woman "Restores" Jesus Fresco
5.
Karl Lagerfeld Calls Adele "Too Fat"
6.
Microsoft Swagger-Jacks the Apple Store
7.
Mitt Romney Lets Words Exit Mouth
8.
Kim Jong-Un Successfully Starves Nation and Launches Ballistic Missile
9.
Paul Ryan Pretends to Wash Pots at Soup Kitchen
10.
Rush Limbaugh Calls Woman Fighting for Affordable Birth Control a "Prostitute" and "Slut"
11.
Chick-Fil-A President Ruins Chicken Sandwiches for Open Minds Everywhere
12.
Yoko Ono Debuts New Clothing Line