Love me..Only love me
By yongclueyahooco
Published 13 years ago
When you meet someone new
Suddenly realising its June and youve wasted half a year accomplishing nothing of importance
When Youtube lets you skip the ad
When youre walking home at night and you hear a noise
When youre stuck at home with nothing to do
When youre looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
When you walk into McDonalds with more than five dollars
When you upload the wrong picture and delete it at the speed of light
When you unexpectedly run into a friend somewhere random
When you see your friend in the car next to you and try to get his or her attention
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming
When you see someone do math without a calculator
When you see a spider right before you go to sleep
When you see a girls G-string poking out from her pants
When you see a girl with a nice butt wearing yoga pants
When you realize people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year
When you accidentally click a link and know you cant stop the page from loading in time
When you make an epic joke that makes everyone laugh and you sit there with so much power
When you get out of a movie and its still daytime
When you finish a level of Angry Birds and still have a bird left over
When you find a friend you can act stupid with
When you finally decide to leave the house
When you come home after hours without being on the computer
When you cant think of a good comeback, so you just say something like
When someone says, Can I use your computer
When someone holds up a camera to you
When people try to take a picture without you
When people tell me that my sense of humor is offensive
When one of your jacket strings is longer than the other one
When my friends are talking about Sports
When guys say cramps arent that bad
When Americans hear a British accent
