While most people do their best to keep their sex toys under lock and key, hiding them under their beds, in hollowed-out books, and secret holes behind Rita Hayworth posters a la The Shawshank Redemption, others have a different approach to storing their adult goods.
More specifically, tossing them in the woods, yeeting them in the middle of the street, or throwing them in the ocean in a move that has sparked more than one concerned 911 call.
From a seagull chowing down on a dildo to concrete proof that plastic schlongs do, in fact, grow on trees, here are 22 disregarded sex toys seen in the wild.
1
“I encountered [this] in front of my neighbour's door”
2
“Stumbled upon this on a very busy downtown corner … there’s no way it got this dirty from being on the street for a few minutes.”
3
“From a neighbouring town's Facebook group. I love my country.”
4
“Found a fleshlight on the side of the highway.”
5
“This giant dildo found while working.”
6
“Someone left a flesh light in the parking lot.”
7
“Double sided dildo of the day. Dog walks get better as the weather warms.”
8
This doll was spotted in a trash bin in Coventry city center in the U.K.
9
“I didn't know these grow on trees.”
10
“Thought I found a dead body in the trash... Unfortunately it was just a sex doll.”
11
“Dildo fell out of someone's car leaving my neighborhood…”
12
“Someone left their dildo at the beach in my city and a seagull got a hold of it. A photographer thought it was plastic until she zoomed in on the photo.”
13
“This discarded doll, mistaken for a dead body on a trail in Georgia.”
14
This sex doll prompted a Taranaki, New Zealand woman to call the authorities after it washed up on the beach.
15
This dirty sex doll sparked a short-lived death investigation in Houston, Texas.
16
“Someone left this dirty sex doll across the street from my apartment. It was gone 20 min later.”
17
“You can tell Dundee isn’t a classy place when you come across a dildo in the street.”
18
“Sex toy found in the creek behind my apartment.”
19
“Someone dumped a vibrator right outside my house. Yep.”
20
“Dildo in a public park.”
21
This 18th century leather dildo was discovered in an ancient toilet in Poland.
22
“I wasn't expecting to dig up...a bag of dildos. Found in Oakland, CA, a little bit off the trail.”
