"I'm sorry sir but I don't care where it is, you can't take it with you onto the aircraft," Dr. Frank Gaillard, founder of the site Radiopaedia.org , quipped about this aerosol can.

Most images on the site, like this pelvis full of cocaine, are accompanied by very professional descriptions, but with others, you can almost hear the snickering...

"At least this chap is using the right equipment," notes Dr. Gaillard on this vibrator-gone-too-far. "Perhaps they should have a cord to strap to your ankle, like a surfboard."

Patient exhibits "abdominal pain and a sheepish look on his face" explained the Doc when he found this rubber fist waaay past the point of no return.

"It will take more than that to make things smell good," Dr. Gaillard commented on this deodorant bottle found in the rectum of a 60 year-old man.

A "horticultural misadventure" is how the Doc classified this eggplant which passed the 'anal verge'.

According to the Doc, the woman who shoved this egg in their butt thought it would cure her pelvic pain. True story.

If only we could say the same for the man who inserted this orange...