Eastern German Dukes of Hazard
Somebody speeding with 70 mp/h on an icy road, missing the curve and catapulting himself into the roof of a church in Eastern Germany. Distance: 35 m, 115 feet. Elevation: 4,20 m, 15 feet.
Redneck was hospitalized with minor bruises and a broken collar bone. As a professional, he was not drunk, of course.