The offender. "So I get Junk Mail from this company 4-5 times per week... it's really annoying. So inspired by that whole 'Mail Your Enemies Glitter' campaign I decided to follow suit."
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The opportunity. "No postage required? Sweet! That means they will be paying for what ever I send them back!"
3
The deed. "Since they have to pay by weight, I decided to go with these itsy-bitsy teenie-tiny beads. Seriously, these things scatter like roaches when they fall; and they weigh more than glitter too, so it will cost them more to receive this package."
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"All sealed up and ready to go! Childish? Yes. Pointless? Yes. Worth it? Yes."