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25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

Famous sayings help to get us through the day. When we're lost or confused, they help us find our way. But what if it's all wrong? Many famous...

By PocketEpiphany

Published 2 years ago in Facepalm

There are a ton of famous sayings that we accept as ancient wisdom or knowledge passed down through the ages.  We may use these to help to get us through the day when we're lost or confused, as sometimes they help us find our way.


But what if it's all wrong? Many famous sayings are completely false. Here are the very worst offenders!

  • 1

    Flattery will get you nowhere. The opposite tends to be true -u/IsThisNameTakenThen

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 2

    At least things can’t get any worse!-u/TobiasDid

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 3

    In Poland, we have a stupid saying that goes "Only the guilty one explains himself". Don't know if there's an English equivalent.-u/ResponsibilityOk6563

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 4

    “Do what you love and the money will follow “. I did what I loved for almost 20 years. The money did not follow.-u/Sassy-Coaster

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 5

    He who smelt it dealt it....c'mon-u/1mamango

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 6

    “You can sleep when you’re dead.” No, we all need sleep now!-u/CharmedInTheCity

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 7

    What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. True at times, but definitely not always the case-u/dylan_is_stoned

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 8

    I mean, a lot of famous sayings contradict each other. Do "birds of a feather flock together" or do "opposites attract"? Is it "out of sight, out of mind" or does "absence make the heart grow fonder"? Also, my mom always told me "quit while you're ahead," but my dad always said "quitters never win," so now I'm not sure how to end this game of Monopoly.-u/Srirachafarian

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 9

    Good things come to those who wait. Patience is definitely a virtue, however, it simply cannot and should not be applied on everything. Striking while the iron is hot has proven to be much more to the point for me than being patient.-u/Aromatic_Objective45

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 10

    "These are the best years of your life!" Typically said to teenagers or high school students.-u/GracyLacySmileyfacey

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 11

    Love conquers all. Update: it does not-u/dlukeallen702

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 12

    There’s no such thing as a bad student (or follower), only a bad teacher (or leader).I’ve been all of the above, and there definitely are bad students and bad followers.-u/Jinzot

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 13

    Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady will finish, but not win.-u/TeacherLady3

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 14

    Love means never having to say you’re sorry. No. No, no, no. Love means always saying you’re sorry when you make your partner feel bad.-u/jeff_the_nurse

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 15

    “i before e except after c” …. Weird-u/Ih8barto

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 16

    "I'm sweating like a pig". Pigs don't sweat. That's why they roll in mud to cool off.-u/lesterous

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 17

    Everything happens for a reason. I can’t prove this is wrong, but I have a suspicion.-u/Jaysteag

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 18

    Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life. - complete BS. I run a high-end photography studio, I work 60+ hours a week. I wear all the hats. Do I love it, yes. Do I work my rear end off, also yes.-u/catinnameonly

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 19

    'Wisdom comes with age'. Wisdom is not a rite of passage. It does not arrive automatically if you live long enough.Wisdom comes with experience and true reflection. More often than not old age turns up on its own.-u/Scallywagstv2

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 20

    If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best.-u/reaper88911

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 21

    Distance makes the heart grow fonder - in my experience, distance makes the heart move on.-u/asleepering

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 22

    ”There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”-u/kitchen_clinton

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 23

    "Everyone gets what they deserve." And any of its related phrases. People that do bad things never get their comeuppance and people that do good things don't get rewarded. All the time.-u/RastaRoyofwinterfel

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 24

    'If you murder a murderer, the number of murderers in the world stays the same.' Like, what if you had been a murderer prior to killing him?-u/Wotah_Bottle_86

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

  • 25

    "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, but expecting different results" -Albert Einsteinthat is not the definition of insanityAlbert Einstein didn't say it-u/striped_frog

    25 Famous Sayings That Aren’t Actually True

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