Feel better about yourself

Ohlord Published 09/11/2019

Because no matter what direction your life is taking you, today, these 27 are worse off than you are

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You are not riding the hot subway as a tomato. Take joy in that.
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You did not make embarrassingly bad decisions and estimations.
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Nor were you the person who created a list of ingredients without the main ingredient.
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You are better than this! You never bought dried water.
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You were not the person who purchased boneless potatoes - probably paid more for them and they're so easy to debone yourself
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You did not have to explain this to the teacher when you dropped her off. You are definitely ahead of this person
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And you aren't this lazy, so yay you
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You're better off than this uncreative, boring soul
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This is not the knob you have to turn every day.
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You didn't wake up like this
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And more than likely, you have avoided this your entire life so give yourself a special fist pump
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1.
You are not riding the hot subway as a tomato. Take joy in that.
2.
3.
You did not make embarrassingly bad decisions and estimations.
4.
Nor were you the person who created a list of ingredients without the main ingredient.
5.
6.
You are better than this! You never bought dried water.
7.
You were not the person who purchased boneless potatoes - probably paid more for them and they're so easy to debone yourself
8.
You did not have to explain this to the teacher when you dropped her off. You are definitely ahead of this person
9.
And you aren't this lazy, so yay you
10.
You're better off than this uncreative, boring soul
11.
12.
13.
This is not the knob you have to turn every day.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
You didn't wake up like this
19.
And more than likely, you have avoided this your entire life so give yourself a special fist pump
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27.