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Aggravated Surgeon Variety

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Don't Play With Pipe Bomb Variety

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Your new name is #8

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I managed to find most of it

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Blow Your Fucking Face Off! Variety

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Must've had a face painter at the children's hospital

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Honey, I lost our wedding ring...

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Cancelled subscription to xbox live

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Festive Variety

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Traumatic ER Visit

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Freddy Krueger Face Variety

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Confiscated Variety

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Home made. I doubt rubber bands are gonna work genius

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Presumably: Blockbuster (1/4); Pineapple (1/3) and Super Blockbuster (1/2)

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The M80 (1/8 stick equivalent). Over 50 times the blasting power of that legal shit

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Relatively safe and legal in some states

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Black Cat