Some days you look around and wonder if Earth posted a vacation deal and half the travelers forgot to pack their common sense. People wandering through life like their brain’s on airplane mode, proudly marching into conversations with the confidence of a man who just glued his fingers together. The kind that read the paper at the gym, eat a full meal on the bus like it’s their own home or use their tablets like normal phones (Karen, what are you doing?!).
It's a whole parade of head-scratchers, wobbling through the world like they signed up for the “Beginner Level Earthling” tutorial and skipped the homework. So here we are, front-row seats to the cosmic comedy of folks who seem one sneeze away from asking what planet they’re on.
Welcome, this is where the oxygen is plentiful, but the thinking… questionable.
1
Man Standing Upside-Down on the Bus
It's not time for a breakdance, sir.
2
Construction Workers Studying Blueprints Drawn by a Child
Ah yes, the classic architectural style: Crayola Modern.
3
Teacher Cleaning the Chalkboard With a Floor Mop
When you get distracted for a bit and this is what the teacher does.
4
Men Preparing Shawarma
I'm not a chef, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be standing with no shoes (or at all) on the meat.
5
Kid Breakdancing on a Stove
Hot moves. Literally.
6
Man Eating an Orange the Size of His Entire Body
Vitamin C was very low, he took care of it.
7
Man Eating With Full Plates on a Bus
Public transit… now with in-flight dining.
8
Man Using a Pencil With Weights on It
When you wanna show your gym progress.
9
Woman with a Suitcase With a Giant Photo of Her Own Face
TSA won’t lose this bag. They’ll run from it.
10
Baby's Outside the Umbrella
Mother of the year.
11
Woman Sits on a Chair… on a Treadmill… Watching TV
Peak fitness: burning calories by remote control.
12
Man Wrapped to a Ladder With Plastic Wrap
OSHA approved this, only in his dreams.
13
The Woman and The Wooden Board
How did she get there?
14
Woman Talking on an iPad Like It’s a Phone
When your minutes are unlimited and your dignity is not.
15
Girl Wearing Her Shirt Backwards
We kinda get her, maybe it was a Monday morning.
16
Woman Reading the Newspaper on a Gym Machine
Breaking news: exercise avoids her entirely.
17
Man Wearing a Box with a Fan Strapped on Top
DIY air conditioning: hotter, louder, dumber.
18
Motorcyclist With a Tiny Animal
What in the world is happening?
19
Motorcyclist Riding Long Horizontal Pipes
Congratulations, sir. Now no one can pass you.
20
Man Opens Car Door and Goes Through the Window
He didn't take the easy mode on life.
