Life can be very unpredictable sometimes. Just when everything seems to be going fine (or when you think things couldn't possibly be any worse) the Universe throws you a curveball and takes a metaphorical dump all over your day.
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“Microwave door blew up. House built one year ago.”
2
“First time trying to grow carrots from seeds. 6 months later.”
3
“Wife tried to clean my cast iron. How much alimony should I get?”
4
“My pizza was delivered like this after I already tipped the driver and everything.”
5
“Trying to enjoy my shower at this Airbnb.”
6
“I obliterated my xbox today when I lost my footing.”
7
“So… My brother made a “prank” and did this…we don't have a key.”
8
“Ate half of my chicken burger before realizing it’s raw.”
9
“I wanted to eat lunch at my desk. It was scorching hot so I also burned both my hands and scattered it all across the room while rushing to the sink.”
10
“My cat decided to urinate on my new switch, instead of literally anywhere else.”
11
“My shower was leaking so I tried to see if I could fix it. I broke it instead.”
12
“Someone bent every single hula hoop at Walmart.”
13
“The town my school is in has contaminated water so now no one can use the fountains. Thankfully the school is offering water bottles.”
14
“Got my magneto helmet from Amazon.”
15
“Presenting my first potato harvest from our balcony garden.”
16
“I was going to make lasagna for dinner..”
18
“Heavy rains last night made my wall 3-D.”
19
“Someone drilled out the ignition barrel on my campervan.”
20
“And now my bedroom smells like a night club.”
21
“I washed a blanket with my clothes and it basically disintegrated.”
22
“A living nightmare. Dropping a deuce in an empty school on a Sunday morning and realizing there is no more TP. Time to duck walk to the next stall.”
23
“Was getting to work when it looks like someone decided to give my car natural AC”
24
“This is $4200 worth of cartilage taken out of my dogs shoulder.”
25
“I discovered a 5’ deep sinkhole in my backyard.”
