Any owner can immediately tell their pet has been up to no good.
3
Was I not supposed to use the pool?
4
...You didn't see anything.
5
I swear I wasn't taking any money.
6
I was picking out an outfit for you.
7
You didn't buy this for me?
9
I always wanted to be a cowboy.
10
We were wrestling, I swear.
13
I'm not up to anything suspicious.
14
Me? Nah I'm totally not drunk.
15
I honestly don't remember how I got up here.
17
I have no idea how the garbage got everywhere.
18
I'm not stuck or anything.
19
I, um... I got the mail for you while you were out.
20
I've been spotted. Abort mission.
21
I look fab-u-lo...Oh, hi.
23
It was like this when I found it.
24
I'm just watching them. So that they're safe.
25
I wanted to get you a popsicle?
26
Yep, this seems to be working. I'll be on my way now.
27
It just sort of exploded.
