Guy Who Found A Tiny Watermelon Gets Scolded For Not Having A Banana For Scale And A Crazy Story Starts
This guy found an awesome way to spend summer evenings.
This guy found an awesome way to spend summer evenings.
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"Add a decent amount of sugar to a cup of your choice, then add boiling water. There won't be a picture of the water tho, but I'm sure you can use your imagination for that part."
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"Fulfilled the request and got drunk. Cheers!"
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Regular sized Watermelon for scale.
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"Scale for banana, Freedom units."
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Scale for banana (Didn't see that one coming, did you?)
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"I almost forgot: Banana for scale."
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"One for me, and one for my roommate, who I will punch in the face if he doesn't give me one of those fake internet points."
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"Add some lemon soda of your choice into the mix, I picked this one because it was the only brand they sold at the gas station i pass on my way home from work."
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"Pour that badboy in there!"
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"Adding some fake lemon to the water+sugar mixture."
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Some guy found this small watermelon at a supermarket and thought it was pretty neat, so he posted it online and "got a whooping 5 points!"
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"Watermelon doesn't go with Gin? Well, it does now."
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"A WILD BOTTLE OF GIN APPEARS!"
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"I mashed the insides of the melon into a goo, since i don't own a blender."
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"You guys can still see the banana, right?"
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"I carved out the inside of the melon and put it in a glass pitcher, but I saved one quarter for later... The banana is still there, so I'm still good, right?"
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"I wanted to find out what this tiny melon looked like on the inside, oh, banana for scale again, can't forget that."
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"Banana for scale again."
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"I promised to go back to the market today and see if the melon was still there. And BEHOLD, the tiny melon was still there.With the melon now in my possession, I was gonna do this properly." "Banana for scale!"
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"As a kind fellow pointed out, I forgot to use the official scale of banana, how silly of me."
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He soon found out why my post didn't perform better.
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