Guy Who Found A Tiny Watermelon Gets Scolded For Not Having A Banana For Scale And A Crazy Story Starts

Kenneth Coo Published 08/27/2017 in ftw

This guy found an awesome way to spend summer evenings.

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Some guy found this small watermelon at a supermarket and thought it was pretty neat, so he posted it online and "got a whooping 5 points!"
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He soon found out why my post didn't perform better.
3.
"As a kind fellow pointed out, I forgot to use the official scale of banana, how silly of me."
4.
"I promised to go back to the market today and see if the melon was still there. And BEHOLD, the tiny melon was still there.With the melon now in my possession, I was gonna do this properly." "Banana for scale!"
5.
"Banana for scale again."
6.
"I wanted to find out what this tiny melon looked like on the inside, oh, banana for scale again, can't forget that."
7.
"I carved out the inside of the melon and put it in a glass pitcher, but I saved one quarter for later... The banana is still there, so I'm still good, right?"
8.
"You guys can still see the banana, right?"
9.
"I mashed the insides of the melon into a goo, since i don't own a blender."
10.
"A WILD BOTTLE OF GIN APPEARS!"
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"Watermelon doesn't go with Gin? Well, it does now."
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"Add a decent amount of sugar to a cup of your choice, then add boiling water. There won't be a picture of the water tho, but I'm sure you can use your imagination for that part."
13.
"Adding some fake lemon to the water+sugar mixture."
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"Pour that badboy in there!"
15.
"Add some lemon soda of your choice into the mix, I picked this one because it was the only brand they sold at the gas station i pass on my way home from work."
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"One for me, and one for my roommate, who I will punch in the face if he doesn't give me one of those fake internet points."
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"I almost forgot: Banana for scale."
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Scale for banana (Didn't see that one coming, did you?)
20.
"Scale for banana, Freedom units."
21.
Regular sized Watermelon for scale.
22.
"Fulfilled the request and got drunk. Cheers!"

1.
Some guy found this small watermelon at a supermarket and thought it was pretty neat, so he posted it online and "got a whooping 5 points!"
2.
He soon found out why my post didn't perform better.
3.
"As a kind fellow pointed out, I forgot to use the official scale of banana, how silly of me."
4.
"I promised to go back to the market today and see if the melon was still there. And BEHOLD, the tiny melon was still there.With the melon now in my possession, I was gonna do this properly." "Banana for scale!"
5.
"Banana for scale again."
6.
"I wanted to find out what this tiny melon looked like on the inside, oh, banana for scale again, can't forget that."
7.
"I carved out the inside of the melon and put it in a glass pitcher, but I saved one quarter for later... The banana is still there, so I'm still good, right?"
8.
"You guys can still see the banana, right?"
9.
"I mashed the insides of the melon into a goo, since i don't own a blender."
10.
"A WILD BOTTLE OF GIN APPEARS!"
11.
"Watermelon doesn't go with Gin? Well, it does now."
12.
"Add a decent amount of sugar to a cup of your choice, then add boiling water. There won't be a picture of the water tho, but I'm sure you can use your imagination for that part."
13.
"Adding some fake lemon to the water+sugar mixture."
14.
"Pour that badboy in there!"
15.
"Add some lemon soda of your choice into the mix, I picked this one because it was the only brand they sold at the gas station i pass on my way home from work."
16.
17.
"One for me, and one for my roommate, who I will punch in the face if he doesn't give me one of those fake internet points."
18.
"I almost forgot: Banana for scale."
19.
Scale for banana (Didn't see that one coming, did you?)
20.
"Scale for banana, Freedom units."
21.
Regular sized Watermelon for scale.
22.
"Fulfilled the request and got drunk. Cheers!"