What dude thought this was a good way to flirt with someone?

I'm not sure when or where this trend started but it needs to be stopped immediately. Dudes this is not how you get girls. I promise you that. This asterisk roleplay fetish sh*t is not hot.

It's weird, it's creepy, it's cringe to the nines. I'm genuinely concerned for the men out there who are trying this tactic. Do you realize how much of a serial killer you sound like?

This is like marriage-level texting. Well into a relationship, you both know each other's kinks, likes and dislikes. But using this technique as some sort of pick-up line? Come on, man. Show me one girl that this kind of flirting has worked on and I'll show you the exception. Because nobody in their right mind is going to respond to this sh*t.

Rant over. Take from this gallery what you will. And men, let's be better.