19 Brutal Posts Trolling Twitter's New Verification Feature
Many predicted Elon buying Twitter would turn into a dumpster fire. And they were right! But no one predicted it would happen this fast or be this funny. Elon quickly implemented an $8 dollar subscription fee, wherein a sub gets you a verified Blue Check. The shit posters are making sure it backfires, and it’s glorious.
A verified Lebron James account requested a trade from the Lakers, sparking headlines until the fake account was deleted. A seemingly official, blue-checked George Bush account tweeted “I miss killing Iraqis :(“ with a verified Tony Blair account replying “same”. A verified Nintendo account had Mario flipping the bird! Rudy Guiliani went on a rant about stinky doo doo! Enjoy it for all its worth.
People are predicting Twitter is in its end days thanks to Elon’s big buy. That very well may be true, but at least the End Times were filled with chaotic, hilarious impersonations and fakeouts. Thank you, Mr. Musk. Truly.