Happy July 4th, Here Are the 20 Dirtiest Nicknames of United States Presidents

In celebration of July 4th weekend we put together some of the dirtiest presidential nicknames. From Cleveland to Clinton here are the horniest...

By zachnading

Published 3 years ago in Funny

In celebration of July 4th weekend we put together some of the dirtiest presidential nicknames. From Cleveland to Clinton here are the horniest dudes to ever run this country.

1
Grover Cleveland 'Uncle Jumbo' - Gotta be a nickname for his dick, right?

2
George H.W. Bush 'Papa Bush' - Ah the father of the bush. Pubic parent if you will.

3
James Madison 'His Little Majesty' - Did one of his ex girlfriends make this up?
4
Andrew Jackson 'Old Hickory' - Get it, because wood?

5
John Adams 'His Rotundity' - He's got some girthy parts for sure.
6
Zachary Taylor 'Old Rough and Ready' - His face says it all.
7
Barack Obama 'No Shock Barack' - Two in the pink, one in the- Nope! No shockers here.

8
George Washington 'The Father of his Country' - AKA Daddy.
9
Bill Clinton 'Slick Willie' - Possibly the dirtiest name on this list, given its origin.
10
Franklin Pierce 'Handsome Frank' - This dude is widely regarded as the hottest president. There's no joke here.

11
Donald Trump 'Commander in Beef' - Meat jokes are funny.
12
William Howard Taft 'Big Lub' - Just oozes sex.
13
Richard Nixon 'Tricky Dick' - This one speaks for itself.

14
Theodore Roosevelt 'The Lion' - More like lion in bed with your girl. Zing.
15
Joe Biden 'Sleepy Joe' - Don't think he's doing much sleeping. Because of the sex!
16
Donald Trump 'Commander in Beef' - Meat jokes are funny.

17
James Buchanan 'Bachelor President' - "Will you accept this rose?"
18
Martin Van Buren 'Red Fox of Kinderhook' - Okay, but does the carpet match the drapes?
19
James K. Polk 'Young Hickory' - "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf..."

20
Chester A. Arthur 'The Dude President' - If your nickname is 'The Dude' you've gotta just be slaying the puss.
21
James Monroe 'The Last Cocked Hat' - Oh he's cocked, locked, and ready to go.