Husband's Awesome April Fools Prank On Wife

Matt Arone Published 04/01/2015 in ftw

Three years ago his wife decided to prank him mercilessly. He didn't get mad. He just tucked the memory away for a while.Today it's payback time.

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The story will begin like most mornings. A seemingly innocuous trip to the throne.
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A little chest rub on the toilet seat should really HEAT things up!
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I'm sure a little coffee would be in order after such a rude awakening.
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What's coffee without a nice heaping spoonful of sugar?
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Well, not today.
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After all that, she should just head to work…after all, I can't get her at work…well, turns out I emptied the hole punch at my office today and brought the contents home.
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The tool that inserted my redemption.
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All loaded up. AC turned on max. Aimed accordingly.
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…and just to make sure we get a nice gust, I'll just close off the other vents.

1.
The story will begin like most mornings. A seemingly innocuous trip to the throne.
2.
3.
A little chest rub on the toilet seat should really HEAT things up!
4.
I'm sure a little coffee would be in order after such a rude awakening.
5.
What's coffee without a nice heaping spoonful of sugar?
6.
Well, not today.
7.
After all that, she should just head to work…after all, I can't get her at work…well, turns out I emptied the hole punch at my office today and brought the contents home.
8.
The tool that inserted my redemption.
9.
10.
All loaded up. AC turned on max. Aimed accordingly.
11.
…and just to make sure we get a nice gust, I'll just close off the other vents.