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Some of these are partially, or completely made up. No shit.

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Super Bowl XXIX Frank Gifford gets permission to have Kathy Lee perform the national anthem to keep her busy while he's getting fellated in the broadcast booth

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Super Bowl QB Fact: Joe Namath is a drunk

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Super Bowl XX Sadly, Refrigerator Perry's freak show keeps Walter Payton from adding scoring a touchdown in a Super Bowl to his awesome career achievements

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Super Bowl XXVIII Beyonce tries to shove a microphone down her throat during halftime

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Super Bowl XXIV The 49ers leave the game 5 minutes early and are still able to post the only points in that time frame as John Elway fumbles a snap that goes out of end zone

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Super Bowl XXXV The Backstreet Boys perform the gayest halftime show ever

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Super Bowl XXIX Steve Young gets the Joe Montana monkey off his back after destroying the Chargers 49-26

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The Super Bowl that didn't count: Terrorists hijacked a blimp and ran it into stadium while the Bills were winning 27-0 late in the 4th quarter.

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Wilbert Montgomery is reported to have the largest penis in Super Bowl history.

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Super Bowl XXlll Joe Montana calmly points out to Harris Barton that John Candy is in the crowd before leading the Niners to game winning drive ending with TD pass to John Taylor

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Super Bowl XXV Bruce Smith tried to sodomize Scott Norwood in the locker room show after game. Thankfully, Cornelius Bennett pulled him off the stunned kicker

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QB fact: Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw are the only 4 time Super Bowl winners. Without a loss to boot.

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Super Bowl XXXVIII Janet Jackson covers up exposed nipple in this infamous photo.

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Super Bowl X Terry Bradshaw literally shit himself and was knocked out after being hit by Larry Cole when throwing game winning pass to Lynn Swann