Well, that's a new one. Generally speaking, most of the stories you hear about Karens in the wild involve them thinking that everyone else works for them, so it's definitely refreshing to see a Karen going the other way around and insisting she's the employee! And you know what, I'll even give her credit - it wasn't an outright lie (maybe). She (maybe) really DID work there - about 20 years ago!

I actually kind of love this logic - does this mean I still get my employee discount at GameStop? That'd be sick. Considering how soul-sucking most jobs are, it'd be nice if they at least let us keep the perks we acquired along the way!