First and foremost, let's take a moment to remember the extraordinary sacrifices many have given for our freedom.

Nothing says "America, F**k Yeah!" Like an ammo belt styled beer can holster. Get it HERE

Want to gross out your guests, or just have a public pool closed down for a few days? We've got just the thing for you. Get it HERE

Forget those crappy frozen and store-bought burgers. Now you can stuff whatever the f**k you want into your patties and create a true culinary masterpiece. Get it HERE

Do your cornholin' like a true red blooded American patriot with these USA Flag Cornhole boards! Get it HERE

The Bug-A-Salt salt gun will make taking care of those pesky flies less of a chore and more of a fun game the whole family can enjoy. Get it HERE

Can't get enough of those grill marks on your hotdogs and sausages? Now you can look like the ultimate grilling master with this nifty gadget. Get it HERE

Put down that natty light bro and elevate yourself to a classier gentleman with these cigar holding whiskey glasses. Get it HERE

Show off your true inner self with this hilarious and practical BBQ apron. Get it HERE

Forget trying to use forks and utensils on the grill, there's a much better way! Get it HERE

Piss off everyone at the beach (or your backyard) with these Trump beach balls. Get it HERE

For the Wolverine wannabes, or anyone who's ever thought "there must be a better way to shred meat..." Also contains a marinade injector and heat-resistant silicone gloves. Get it HERE

These Star Wars dive toys will keep the kids entertained for hours. It's almost like playing fetch, but with people... in the water. Might want to keep these away from the missus though. Get it HERE

Wanna be a lazy piece of sh*t, while floating around on a piece of sh*t? Make your shitception dreams come true with this poop emoji inflatable raft. Get it HERE

Protect your eyes from the sun while looking American AF! Get it HERE

This vertical rib-rack will help you get a perfect and even cook on those ribs without smearing the sauce all over your grill. Get it HERE

A good cooler is essential for any type of outdoor get together and this bad boy has 125 quarts of internal storage that is sure to keep your drinks cold and ice from melting too quickly. Get it HERE

Think you can handle spicy food? Then crank up the heat on that grill big boy! Get it HERE

Now you can eat corn on the cob without burning your fingers while also paying homage to America's pastime. Get it HERE

Lather those meats up like a true sauce boss with this easy to use and clean sauce pot and basting brush. Get it HERE

Now you can put someones eye out with a bottle cap using this bottle opening cap launcher. Get it HERE

Who doesn't want to be hit with a projectile coming out of a penis-shaped water pellet gun? Again, might want to hide this one from the wifey. Get it HERE

This Memorial Day, stay safe and have fun but please don't forget to take a moment and remember what this day is truly about.