Mom Absolutely Mortified After Discovering Her Daughter Took a Sex Toy to School

If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s to make sure you hide your sex toys when kids are around.

Published 5 years ago in Funny

If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s to make sure you hide your sex toys when kids are around.

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Kahla Maneely, the mother of 5-year-old Myla, now knows this better than most after receiving this shocking text from the parent of one of her daughter’s classmates…

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“When I saw the picture on the text it took me a second to put two and two together and my heart sank down to the pit of my stomach. I didn’t know what to do, I’ve never been that embarrassed in my whole life. I spent 10 minutes just staring at my phone trying to think of a good response because I didn’t know what to say. I was thinking ‘what if that was my kid who came home from school wearing that as a bracelet?’ What would I do?”

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“I texted her back and as soon as I sent it I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, I thought I was going to pass out from not being able to catch my breath. It was important for me to let her know it was brand new and hadn’t been used because that would have been disgusting. I wanted to reassure her that her daughter wasn’t wearing a used cock ring as a bracelet. I’m very happy her mom handled that so great, I’m so thankful that she didn’t flip out.”

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“When I was reading the texts Myla was looking at me not having a clue what was going on. I asked her ‘did you go through Daddy’s stuff?’ She tried to lie at first, but then asked me what it was as it was ‘really stretchy’.”

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“She definitely made it vibrate while she was wearing it – it only lasts for about 20 minutes. I’ve been laughing about it ever since it happened. I just keep cracking up imagining that poor little girl coming home with that bracelet on to show her mom.”

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“I’m very happy her mom handled that so great. The box containing the items was in his top drawer which has boxers in it. They were under everything and pushed to the back so she definitely went rooting for it.”

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“When we asked Myla about it she started to look a little bit scared as she knows she’s not allowed to go through our stuff we’ve since moved them from their usual spot. We sat her down and talked to her about it, then she was on time out for five minutes in her room. She then apologized, so I hope she’s learned her lesson not to do that again.”