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Not us being annoying dog parents :D

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Unnecessarily painful, no?

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When the dinner ends up eating you.

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No license to drive that thing?

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Time to lose my second foot.

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Next I'm going to scratch up your sofa.

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Wow there, Ginger.

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Removed the part of my brain that doesn't care about crypto.

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The ones that escaped the bbq.

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When the human is more annoying than the dog.

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This tree looks cold.

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Dads, getting their annoyed kids' noses.

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Hey- why are you getting closer with the match?!

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Sorry I don't do numbers :)

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Girl, bye :)

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I need my car to fly.

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Can you please make sure the toppings don't go on top?

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Stop looking!

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Illuminati?

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Uncle Sam?

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